"Welcome
to Utopia!
-This
beautiful island is ÒÉtwo hundred miles across in the middle part, where it is
widest, and nowhere much narrower than this except towards the two ends, where
it gradually tapers. These ends, curved round as if completing a circle five
hundred miles in circumference, make the island crescent-shaped, like a new
moonÓ
-The island
was originally a peninsula but a 15-mile wide channel was dug by the
community's founder King Utopos to separate it from the mainland.
-Access to the
bay is impeded by submerged rocks, the locations of which are known only to
Utopians.
-The island
contains 54 cities. Each city is divided into four equal parts. The capital
city, Amaurot, is located directly in the middle of the crescent island.
-Utopia
occupies an island that is as isolated as it wants to be; the Utopians interact
with the rest of the world on their terms.
Like Thomas
More's ideal country, we decided to create our ideal campus, which we named
Polyopia. Coincidentally, the definition of polyopia is the perception of several visual images of one object.
And
this, is our perception of an ideal college
This
island is a 500 acre, completely round island
it
is the home to 16,000 undergraduate students
It
is sectioned off into four parts, which will be explained later on
There
are no cars allowed on the island, because other methods of transportation such
as bikes or walking are highly encouraged. Our main method will also be
explained later
to
get in to Polyopia, there used to be no limits to who could attend, but since
the budget cuts and overpopulation, president armstrong has created a random
lottery from which students are chosen, so everyone has a fair chance
Now
you will hear about the different sections of the island and some unique
customs of Polyopia"
Utopian
Etiquette:
- Everyone
assembles in their hall to eat lunch or dinner
- It is not
forbidden to eat at home, but it is not thought of as proper.
-Men sit with
their backs to the wall, the women on the outside; so if the woman has some
type of pain, common in pregnancy, she may get up and go to the nurses.
- All other
children either wait on a table, or stand in absolute silence
-They begin
every lunch and supper with a reading on a moral topic.
-Lunches are
light, suppers are more elaborate.
-Meals always
have music, incense and perfume. Every occasion is festive.
-Country people are too far out, they
eat in their own homes.
Polyopia
Etiquette:
-
Like in
Utopia... Polyopia has unique customs
- Poly Card =
passports
swipe
your card at the teleport pad to move
from one
section to another
- All
prospective visiting students have to stand up to eat
- People are
allowed to eat in dorms, but it is frowned upon
- Everyone in
Polyopia teleports/walks/bikes
- Everyone has to
wear as much Cal Poly attire as possible